Nothing Gets out Chocolate… See?

February 6th, 2007

Police Chief Wiggum explained to Lisa that nothing gets chocolate out, then he motioned to the large brown stain on the front of his police pants to prove his point. Now I have a pair of pants of my very own that can be used to illustrate that same principle. I won’t blame anyone for the mishap. Wendy’s frosties are mighty tasty, but you need to be careful when you put an empty frosty cup on the top of a fast food bag that’s completely full of trash. You need to be especially careful when that bag has a small tear at the top and the empty frosty cup has a spoon in it causing the empty frosty cup to lean against the torn part of the bag. The most unfortunate things can happen when driving over speed bumps, so watch out for those as well. When all of these circumstances come together it’s curtains for your pants… See?

Shawn got chocolate on his pants.

6 Responses to “Nothing Gets out Chocolate… See?”

  1. Jamie J says:

    That sucks!! Have you tried Oxyclean?? That stuff gets almost anything out. You may have to scrub a bit, but it should work. Good luck!

  2. Spencer J says:

    Curse you tasty chocolatey goodness!

  3. Shawn Dowler says:

    It turns out that Krissy performed a miracle. Thanks to liquid tide applied right to the stain and some elbow grease from Krissy, the pants appear to have come out of the whole debacle unscathed! And that was after 45 minutes of waiting to get home after the accident took place. I guess you can get some forms of chocolate out after all.

  4. Randy says:

    uummm Chocolate!

  5. Brian says:

    Why no “after” photo to prove the cleaning power of Liquid Tide? I’m mighty sceptical. I bet you work for Proctor and Gamble!

  6. Shawn Dowler says:

    I didn’t include an after photo because after photos are boring. No one wants to see pants that are just fine!

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