I Hope Chief Wiggum Wasn’t Right
October 9th, 2006“Awwww… nothing gets chocolate out, see?” I got a Chocolate Blast from Baskin Robbins and on the way home I realized I had dribbled little droplets of chocolate on my favorite shirt. They weren’t on the outside of the container, but rather on the underside of the lip of the plastic lid. I never even saw it coming. I checked online to see how to get chocolate stains out. I hope it works. The last time this happened was the first time I wore my Homestar Runner t-shirt. You may be wondering, “Do you even have a Homestar Runner shirt?” Well, I do, but I ought to throw it away. I dropped a glop of a Wendy’s Frosty on it and went into the bathroom to try and clean it off. It never came out all the way, so it went into the pile of work shirts.
Why must chocolate taste so good and yet behave so badly?